The Crazy Ivan Account (CIA) is currently up to $25,730.  Current holdings are all ETFs: 100 shares JNK, 100 shares SPY, 50 shares EFA, plus some cash.  So there’s some large-cap U.S., some high-yield (junk) bonds, and some foreign stock.

Right now “Ivan” is pretty sane, vanilla, and diversified.  And he has been doing very nicely.